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I'm very sweet kind & caring an i willing treat someone on here like a QUEEN I WILL SPOIL THEM ROTTEN LIKE GOING TO DINNER / MOVIES / SHOPPING AN MORE ... OH ONE MORE I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO LIVE WITH ME IN THIS BIG HOUSE BECAUSE I'M ALONE

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Men are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most women don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling & getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apple from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apple at top thinks something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right woman to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree... And a sense of humor is deadly! I'm only interested in meeting people already in this country! On the Lighter Side! I like everything but country... But I love the jonas brothers and 98 degrees... I tell u what, put some irishfolk lore on and my feet become paint brushes when I hit the dance floor... I paint masterpieces mofos. Movies: anything that makes laugh, all the Saw movies, of course all the mafia flicks ever made, BOONDOCK SAINTS TV: EastBound and Down, Entourage, Flight of the Concords Books: Rich Dad, Poor Dad... How To Be A Better Trapeze Artist in Just 2 Days.. Lol!!! Sports: I played everything growing up... Now really involved in Boxing and Mixed Martial Arts Interests: to open a strip club with parapeligic dancers that have their G. E. D. And like fly fishin... To do the "stanky Leg" with a midget strapped to my back while he crimps my hair... Dreams: to be able to braid my taint hair into a shape of a dolphin while blindfolded ON ROLLER SKATES or braid it into a silhoutte of Dog the Bounty Hunter while riding a paddle boat... Either or. Best Features: my ability to make light of any situation... So I guess my sense of humor... Or possible my wandering eye, its whimsical About Me: I just served 5 years in prison for tap dancin with my grandma in ikea, wearing a bugle boy jumper, ONE TUBE SOCK and a leather head band... UNFORTUNATLEY MY GRANDMA FARTED WHILE CRIP WALKING AND KNOCKED A TODDLER OVER WHICH TRIGGERED THE POLICE TO BE CALLED... To be honest, the toddler shouldnt have been that close. I have now moved on to bigger and better things... I work as a Walmart greeter handing out smiley face stickers. And on Sundays, I teach young children how to clean handguns and how to properly wreslte pitbulls with rabies in the back alley of the meth Clinic... Classes are now starting so if your interested hit me up... But beware, if your kid acts up, he or she will be tazed or chopped to the throat... JUST KIDDING!... I'm only interested in meeting people already in this country!

Truck driver/IT

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Loyal,respectful.I am an honest person,not playboy type.not scammer.Simple life.Just want to be happy,If I clicked interested in you its because I felt chemistry just from looking at you.

im a great person 2 get along wit

Single and professional

I like to have alot of fun...i enjoy going out to eat..i love to show a person a good time

I'm black 6,''0 220lbs attractive single man with no kids and II got my own plAce.I love to cuddle and spend time wit my female friend. I hate a liar cheater and drama and A woman that uses men for money........

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