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Jack
62 Birmingham, West Midlands, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 45 - 58
Weight: 146 kg (321 lb)
As film star looks go. I have more in common with Shrek than Brad Pitt or Hugh Grant. Sadly for you ladies both Brad / Hugh would appear to be off the market at the moment and I did hear recently that even Shrek has got off with a celluloid babe, so that basically just leaves me. What do I look like? Five foot nine inches tall (1. 76M), well built, broad across the shoulders with a shaven head and a small grey goatee beard. I would like to consider myself reasonably educated (PhD) and moderately articulate despite being dyslexic. I am ex UK Forces, l like Martial arts but have not participated for sometime now, I own and ride motorbikes and sadly, as much as I love the countryside I walk very little as my mobility is limited by damage to my knees. I enjoy dining out despite the fact I consider myself to be a reasonable cook. I really love jokes especially those non P.C. rather naughty ones and I adore happy confident people who are prepared to think outside of the box. I would like to consider myself an old fashioned gentleman, opening doors, taking your coat, seating you at restaurants and walking nearest the road, however, the cynical of you may consider that I open doors for you so that you face the danger first, I take your coat only to rummage through your pockets stealing your change, I move your seat at the restaurant as you sit down only to laugh as you fall to the floor and I suppose you could claim that I walk nearest the road not to protect you but to be able to have a clean get-away should I need one. Now then. Aside from all the pompous diatribe above. I have a naughty sense of humour and like most men I am occasionally obnoxious, egotistical, self centred, opinionated, arrogant, pig headed and foolhardy but I can also be considerate, easy going, light hearted, loving and rather good fun to be with. I am a very tactile person, extremely affectionate and very loving. I really am just a typical man, a compulsive liar who is honest as the day is short, with a personality that is both simple and complex.
Massa
31 Worthing, West Sussex, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 32
Weight: 120 kg (264 lb)
If you call me 'dear' then I know you have not read my profile. I am 53 Hello My name is Massa, call me anything else and you will not be suitable, I have good reasons for this. I am looking for a girl to make a good wife and give me a family. I am not looking for any girl, I am looking for a girl who 'will be happy to make me happy' and she will always put me first, because she wants to. I have a system to find who the fakes / scammers / gayboys are, this means I will expect you to comply with this verification procedure. I will want pictures and a video of you saying your name and ‘Hello Massa', this is simple request and those that cannot do it will be rejected. If I like the look of you, I will also want pictures and videos of you nude, I will not want them if you are unattractive. I will want to see 'you are happy and willing’ to show me your body. You may think this is asking too much, I say ok, no problem move along find another man who will accept your conditions/restrictions. Finding a man is like playing the lottery, to play you buy a ticket, spending money and losing it can be a barrier to some people playing, so they never play and thus never win, sending nudes is like paying for a ticket, it gives you a chance to keep a man interested, it shows the man you are willing to do what is necessary, a girl will only make an effort for something she wants, but remember ‘playing the game’ does not mean you will win, so only send nudes to men who want them and more importantly, if you want the man, other girls do, if you use what nature gave you to attract men in the right way, you will find getting a man a lot easier. Yes there are men who might just want your nudes, but if you think logically about that, it is easy for any man to go online and find billions of such pictures, so most men are asking for them as they are interested in the girl they are talking to, they are asking for them to give you a chance to demonstrate you will make a good wife and not be boring. Be selective about who you send your pictures to, but also remember an intelligent / serious man will not waste time on a girl who will not give him what he wants, if you want him, do as he asks, take the risk. I am hoping to have a family, so I want a girl who wants to be desired and is happy to show me she is capable of being sexy. Looking good in your pictures will simply get my attention, it is just a start, I will want proof you are genuine and sexy. Understand this, men start with lusting over a girl, over time this lust can turn to love, denying lust tells men you are likely to make their lives miserable. I want an intelligent, funny, caring, loving, obedient, submissive girl, who wants a good man for a lifetime relationship. If you have spent your life listening to other single girls telling you about men, that might be where you are going wrong, other single girls are your enemy in the ‘dating / marriage world’, they want what you want, so will sabotage you, be very suspicious of any advice a smiling ‘older single woman’ gives you, you are her competition, they can be very two faced and ruthless, also remember they are single, so their advice is perhaps not the best. Listen to men, about how to get a man, men want you to be successful, either with that man or another man, if you are with a man he is happy, if you are with another man, other men will have less competition, because you have reduced the number of single men about. I do not tolerate fools, I am aware of all the tricks and scams, so do not waste time trying them on me. Massa
Rayyan
38 Birmingham, West Midlands, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 35
Weight: 120 kg (264 lb)
Barry
27 Caldicot, Gwent, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 19 - 33
Weight: 119 kg (262 lb)
Oliver
36 Lambeth, London (Greater), United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 27 - 45
Weight: 190 kg (418 lb)
Rich
52 Stafford, Staffordshire, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 26 - 44
Weight: 143 kg (315 lb)
gary.cook53
63 Southwark, London (Greater), United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 45 - 60
Weight: 128 kg (282 lb)
jonathan
55 Mevagissey, Cornwall, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 52
Weight: 115 kg (253 lb)
Steve
48 Haslemere, Surrey, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 26 - 44
Weight: 120 kg (264 lb)
Seyid
34 Great Yarmouth, Norfolk, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 35
Weight: 160 kg (352 lb)
robert
50 Waltham Forest, London (Greater), United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 19 - 32
Weight: 118 kg (260 lb)
Graham
60 Durham, Durham, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 29 - 48
Weight: 115 kg (253 lb)
Paul
42 Haverfordwest, Dyfed, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 20 - 40
Weight: 130 kg (286 lb)
james
56 Warwick, Warwickshire, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 26 - 45
Weight: 120 kg (264 lb)
David
40 Birmingham, West Midlands, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 35
Weight: 140 kg (308 lb)
John
44 Portsmouth, Hampshire, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 18 - 55
Weight: 118 kg (260 lb)
Gary Lo
50 Emsworth, Hampshire, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 21 - 40
Weight: 118 kg (260 lb)
Nick
60 Widnes, Cheshire, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 55 - 75
Weight: 167 kg (367 lb)
Andrew
49 Benfleet, Essex, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 23 - 41
Weight: 137 kg (301 lb)
Odaine
39 Abingdon, Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 38 - 20
Weight: 113 kg (249 lb)
Phil
55 Norwich, Norfolk, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 38 - 58
Weight: 112 kg (246 lb)
Paul
50 Dursley, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
Seeking: Female 29 - 47
Weight: 111 kg (244 lb)

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