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永不停止努力
67 Miami Beach, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 50 - 60
For too long, I allowed my interests and passions to be pushed to the background by the demands of my international career. Now on my own, very financially successful and independent, I am renewing long neglected interests and dreams, and hoping to discover new ones. I have an active and curious mind, and my interests range widely. I easily become passionate about many things, especially ideas, concepts, trends, human relations (for better or worse), the future, technology, and ... the most important thing of all... finding, building & enjoying a loving, caring, suppotive lifetime relationship... Hopefully with a human being. Dogs and cats and rabbits and mice can be very affectionate and loving friends; but it's hard for them to understand some of my humor and deep thoughts. On the other hand, they always agree with my perspectives, especially when it's time for me to feed them!, and I can blackmail them into agreeing with me. If they're hungry. Nevertheless, I'll accept a (human) lady, but only if she pretends she likes my humor --- and I'll pretend I believe her. Who could ask for anything more? A perfect marriage!!! Oh, it would be good if she had a soul. And a heart. And her own teeth ... at least most of them. Attached to her mouth, not on the table by the bed, or on the floor where our jealous dog, or cat, or rabbit, or fish took them and hid them somewhere while she was sleeping ( I hope it's with me!) ----- I have traveled to 60 countries, and lived in 6, including the US, (which is often the most difficult country of all of them.) I am intelligent (or I can pretend to be; at least I can pretend well enough to convince other people who are also pretending to be smart.) I'm well educated (MBA from an internationally famous university), successful, rational (except in the case of love ... and humor ... and dogs ... and quantum physics), interested about many issues, and have a very, very active sense of humor & irony. If you don't enjoy humor, I'm the wrong guy for you! I live in an oceanfront Penthouse, and love having snacks and informal meals overlooking the ocean on my balcony--but would love it far more with you at my side. (Of course if we have a disagreement, and your reasoning is more valid than mine, and you are adamant, I might have to throw you off the balcony, into the water, so I can preserve my male ego, and keep face. SO, DONT EVER DISAGREE WITH ME, - ABOUT ANYTHING, -IN ANY WAY, -FOR ANY REASON, -UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, -AT ANY TIME, -AND ANY PLACE (especially on a high balcony) ... FOREVER ... (ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE CORRECT 😡) If you meet these requirements, im sure we'll get along like 2 songbirds ... songbirds where one has a terrible song, and the other is deaf and doesnt realize how bad the song sounds, so they can live in perfect harmony! 💥除非您发布了一张比跳蚤眼球还大的近期照片,否则我不会回复人们的任何个人资料。 或者来自狗。 或者猫。 甚至是美丽的鲤鱼(他们经常是骗子,而且不像他们的照片那么美丽。)
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