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67 Miami Beach, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 50 - 60
For too long, I allowed my interests and passions to be pushed into the background by the very heavy requirements of my international career. Now I'm retired, financially successful, but without a soulmate. I am also trying renew some long neglected interests and dreams, and hoping to discover new ones. Life can be ironic, however. When i was young, I had many dreams and desires, but couldn't afford to pursue them, like everybody. When i was working, I could afford many of those dreams, however, I was working so hard, I had enough money, but not enough time to fulfill many of them. Then, when I retired, and had both enough money and enough time, many of the things I dreamed about were no longer as interesting to me. Especially alone, without a soulmate. Life is ironic! But no complaints. I've seen a lot during my life, and feel I have been extremely fortunate to be alive and able to laugh, to love, and to feel joy. I have an active and curious mind, and my interests range widely. I easily become passionate about ideas, concepts, trends, human relations (for better or worse), the future, technology, and ... the most important thing of all... finding, building & enjoying a loving, caring, suppotive lifetime relationship... Hopefully with a human being. Dogs and cats and rabbits and mice can be very affectionate and loving friends; but it's hard for them to understand some of my humor and deep thoughts, especially about philosophy, economics, politics, and a.i.'s impact on the stock market. (Although I think some of my dogs understood life better than I did!) On the other hand, dogs and cats, and especially rabbits and mice almost always agree with my perspectives, especially when it's time for me to feed them, and I can blackmail them into agreeing with me. (Or pretending to.) At least when they're hungry. Nevertheless, I'll accept a (human) lady, but only if she pretends she likes my humor --- and I'll pretend I believe her! Who could ask for anything more? A perfect marriage!!! Oh, it would also be good if she had a soul. And a heart. And her own teeth ... at least most of them. Attached to her mouth, not on the table by the bed, or on the floor where our jealous dog, or cat, or rabbit, or rats took them and hid them somewhere while she was sleeping ( I hope it's with me. And, if its NOT with me, then she deserves to have her teeth stolen by a rat😡!! Probablyn the one she's with🤣) ----- I have traveled to 60 countries, and lived in 6, including the US, (which is often the most difficult country of all of them.) I am intelligent (or I can pretend to be; at least I can pretend well enough to convince other people who are also pretending to be smart.) I'm well educated (MBA from an internationally famous university), successful, sometimes rational (except in the case of love ... and humor ... and dogs ... and quantum physics ... and ... rates c who steal teeth), interested about many issues, and have a very, very active sense of humor & irony. If you don't enjoy humor, I'm the wrong guy for you! In fact, I'm probably the wrong guy for you even if you DO enjoy humor. But at least I don't steal teeth! I live in an oceanfront Penthouse, and love having snacks and informal meals overlooking the ocean on my balcony--but would love it far more with you at my side. (Of course if we have a disagreement, and your reasoning is more valid than mine, and you are adamant, I might have to throw you off the balcony, into the water, so I can preserve my male ego, and keep face. SO, DONT EVER DISAGREE WITH ME, - ABOUT ANYTHING, -IN ANY WAY, -FOR ANY REASON, -UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, -AT ANY TIME, -AND ANY PLACE (especially on a high balcony) ... FOREVER ... (ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE CORRECT 😡) If you meet these requirements, im sure we'll get along like 2 songbirds ... songbirds where one has a terrible song, and the other is deaf and doesnt realize how bad the song sounds, so they can live in perfect harmony! 💥除非您发布了一张比跳蚤眼球还大的近期照片,否则我不会回复人们的任何个人资料。 或者来自狗。 或者猫。 甚至是美丽的鲤鱼(他们经常是骗子,而且不像他们的照片那么美丽。)
Reggie
51 Miami Beach, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 26 - 43
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49 Miami Beach, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 25 - 40
Guillermo
61 Miami Beach, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 32 - 50
roberto
58 Miami Beach, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 18 - 36
Sam
48 Miami Beach, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 20 - 25
Arthur
52 Miami Beach, Florida, United States
Seeking: Female 22 - 42